Monday, July 17

F!!*k YAHOO!!!


No one in their sane minds should ever use yahoo for search again. Beacuse its so goddamn stupid. About 10 minuts back, I searched in yahoo the words "some arbit thoughts" (thts the name of yours trulys site"), just to know what ranking it had in the search list. Being the excessively optimistic guy that I usually am , I expected it to come in the first page itself. Quite predictacly it didnt.....

So I moved on to the second page, this time completely SURE that its there. Again!.... it was nowhere to be found. Instead there were links to another 20 stupid sites. Frantically I moved on to the 3rd page , expecting the golden link to pop in out of heaven( or hell, entirely dependant on your point of view). Flabbergasted would be an euphemism.. I scanned the key words which I searched for any typo, spelling error,unwanted or missing punctuations or anything(ANYTHING) which might give me a satisfying explanation.. the harsh reality sinking in i kept goin......

4th page......
5th page......

and so on upto the TWENTIETH PAGE... thts f!!3ck!nG 400 links... FOUR HUNDRED BLOODY ********* LINKS!....


YAHOO HAS SIMPLY REFUSED TO ACEEPT MY EXISTENCE!//


all my egos shattered, humbled down, I decided to give google a try...
the same key words go in...

and guess what ??


"I AM **f!!3ck!nG ** LUCKY"..!!! (pun intended)
hahahhahaaaa,,, the very first link was mine... !!
BALLS TO YAHOO>..... GOOGLE IS MY ALMA MATER... my gaurdian ...
a new era has begun... loyalties that were hard strained has become crystal clear.. .. the path of the righteous man has been laid out... the beginning of yahoo's end has begun!


Important Update::: Today (i.e 18th July) on a repeated search I have found my site listed as the third in the first page in yahoo. I am completely sure that I didn miss it last time.

"Each to his own are the intrepretations made"

14 comments:

Mohan K.V said...

ah ah, you forget that Blogger is owned by Google..so they prolly have preferential access to blog information.. try submitting your site to yahoo, might work.

Of course, google is way better :)

Mathew said...

Guess what Kishku?? Your blog has been blocked by the government for containing total crap. Luckily I found some anonymous proxy site. And everyone knows Google is much better than Yahoo!

And yes, both Google and Yahoo! have indexed my site just fine....

sam said...

No one really uses yahoo these days, google rulz...but its kinda reaching worrying proportions...google is tending to be monopolistic..no different from microsoft..you wouldn't want monopolies anywhere..do you

wolverine said...

@mohan..

just coz google is owning blogger shouldn mean they have betteraccess to it... yahoo is supposed to be an internet search.. also lots of blogspot comments did come up when i searched

@mathew

our govt. is crap anyways.. we all know that... and yeah i checked your site out///"Van Kalip Times" tops the charts everywhere

@unnikuttan

microsoft is the true monopoly... google is our only light of a rescue.. if anyone can take on microsoft the its google... my loyalities are hard strained though

MRP said...

dude! my blog is listed nowhere, not on yahoo, not even on google! what do i do to make it appear???

wolverine said...

@mrp..

i dunno man... hav no idea how the order is decided... guess we can google tht up!... ;)

random_rambler said...

im so angry at yahoo for this huge injustice to you.....dint know google was a college tho :|
im truly amazed by the wealth of interesting material i get to read at your blog!!

wolverine said...

hmm.. sarath gorge!!!

just coz i don DO germans :).. doesn mean my site can be all tht bad....

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